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12.06.2025 21:28
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
A Japanese lander crashed on the Moon after losing track of its location - Ars Technica
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Ground beef sold at Whole Foods might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - CNN
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Trump administration, for 1st time, returns wrongly deported migrant to US - ABC News
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Taylor Swift Won Her Biggest Battle - The Ringer
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
'Rock Showman' uncovers sandstone stegosaur near Whitby - BBC
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...